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Young guys are happy to please and easy to talk to
They will kiss you all the time and everywhere, they are shameless that way
They are firm all around 
They don’t know that arguing with a woman is useless and they let us see what they are made of
They are great in bed, because you trained them
The world is at their feet and they are sinfully optimistic!
They have a great motto: DSP – Drink, Sex, Party
They love to see how smart you are and they like to show how smart they are
They are attentive, vibrant and sexy as hell
They have more balls than grown men (unless he’s going through his midlife crisis)
They are passionate, always!
They are always ready to have fun
Cradle robbing is just fun lol
Being Lactose Intolerant Rocks:
1) You can’t drink regular milk – don’t worry you are not missing out. In United States as we all know cow milk is harmonized to the maximum
2) You get to choose from a variety of products:
My Heaven... Everything Goat Milk
Goat Milk – my favorite!!!
Soy Milk
Watered down Milk – 1-2% Low Fat Milk
3) You get to choose from goat milk products
Goat Cheeses – yummy in my tummy
Goat Yogurt – ooh la-la, awesome!
Cows as we all know are big creatures and their young are just as big. Come to think of it, a calf is about as big as a grown human. A baby calf can range from 70 – 100 lbs. That’s a baby!!! Which means that the mom (cow) has to provide enough nutrients to feed her calf so it grows strong and healthy. She needs to make a ton out of her baby and therefore provides as many nutrients as possible to do just that.
We on the other hand don’t need to weight a ton and therefore drinking cow’s milk gives us far too many vitamins and minerals. And it is quite possible why many can’t digest it well. Think about it, a cow is really trying to feed her young – who happens to be much bigger than we are – not us. Read More »
I believe a great comedian is one who is versatile, witty, precise and able to make a sober person laugh. Of all the comedians out there, there has only been a handful who have caught my eye. Here is my list of the great comedians of all time. In most favorite order I present to you:
There are many others who are good, especially after a cocktail or two. However, I believe these five are the best in their craft. No matter what mood I’m in, these guys know how to make me feel better and it’s without any alcohol assistance.
One of the many reasons I love these men is how well they take everyday life, and make it sound fun. They don’t need to swear (so much) to make a point. They are very real and they are very classy.
Surprisingly I have yet to hear a woman comedian as good as these guys if you know of one, please let me know.
I have recently found out that the man I’m working with, who is making at minimum 10K a month is not who he is, or at least used to be.
How Accounting Felt to Me
When I first met him I was sold, he looked presentable and on top of his game. He dresses in the latest fashion, spoke with the know how of a businessman and had a way of persuading you to refinance your home or mortgage seamlessly. His clients trust him with their most private and intimate information and his resume and work ethic are fantastic.
On the surface he is a man to follow and admire, and in some instances I believe that to be true. I mean after all it’s very admirable that a man who sat in prison for several years because he dealt drugs, is now making a great living for himself and his wife. Honorably. There are a lot of things to put into perspective.
Here I am struggling to make a living after going to school and certifying in Accounting, trying to have a clean record only to find out that there are people out there who are making a living by manipulating, lying and cheating. I know this sounds very naïve, but I am a very naïve person.
I was brought up to be honorable and was under the impression that as long as I did everything by the book I will be in the clear; I will be on my way to great success. Then I met this guy and I wondered does it really matter how many parking tickets or speeding tickets I got? Do I really need to have an impeccable slate with the law, or should I just live my life as carefree as I want? After all if he can go to the bottom of societal ranks and then pull himself up to a presentable citizen, then anyone can.
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Answer: Too much and non of which I realized I could part with 
or maybe it’s 
I guess I’ll need a bigger place hehe.
We decided that it is time to fix up our apartment, to jazz up the walls and have the ceiling looking bright white and not dingy. Since we haven’t painted for a good three, maybe four years, we really didn’t know what was in store for us.
The painters advised us to place all the small things in rooms they were not going to paint that day, and so the grueling task of moving things from one room to the next began. As we labored, cleaning out our things I realized with great anguish how much unnecessary crap I have accumulated over the years. As one room emptied out and the other one began filling to it’s maximum capacity, I realized that we have way too much stuff.
I decided to take action, what ever belonged to me, and wasn’t used by me during the year, would be tossed. I never expected to have such a hard time making easy decisions. It seamed that everything I owned had some kind of sentimental value to me. It was tough realizing that I have placed too much value on to things that are just that: things. After a good struggle between what stays and goes, I managed to throw away four or five things.
Lets just say that I admire those folks who are able to be more assertive and not afraid to part with their sentimental crap.
It seems that NYC men have all been neutered, they don’t have the balls to come up to a woman and ask her to dance or strike up a decent conversation. Sheesh, such babies when it comes to their damn egos. Grow up and take a chance. No wonder women are taking on more active roles these days. Somebody had to pick up the slack!
How I miss my Italians, Israelies, Russians and all the other cultures that don’t neutere their men and who have the balls to come up to a woman
BRAVO to these men!!!
The only real expert in your personality is you.
Myth: Opening an umbrella at home will rain bad luck
My Logic: This superstition was made up to save the umbrellas. You see, back in the days parasols/umbrellas were considered a luxury item and were therefore regarded with much care. Considering they were made of silk and of sturdy material, if broken it would ruin the silk. Plus it was not mass-produced and therefore each piece was vintage.
I found the history of parasols/umbrellas to be fascinating and decided to include two sites that helped me with my research:
http://www.hortonandnewberry.co.uk/info/umbrellas.php
http://www.backyardcity.com/Umbrellas-Umbrella-History.htm
Myth: Whistling at home will make you poor (you’ll whistle all your money away). I did some research and found that some people believe that whistling brings demons into the house.
My Logic: Long time ago when thieves robbed houses, and they couldn’t use lanterns, lamps, or flashlights, they used whistling as a means to warn their partners that someone was coming, or if they have overlooked something. As for the demons bit, I think anyone who is unwelcome into your home is a demon. It does not necessarily have to be a dead being, it could very well be someone living
Back in the day, I remember people went crazy when someone started whistling indoors, now I find people are more tolerable of this bad habit. However, I have learned the hard way that one should not whistle when they are a guest in a house, out of respect. Because they may not be susceptible to fair reasoning
If you have trouble going # 2 daily, it’s possible that you need to increase the amount of fiber you intake. My sibling came to me with this problem, she told me she’s been drinking right and she still doesn’t go on a regular basis. Eating fiber, in particular fruits and vegetables that have fiber in them may help reduce the problem. Check out this cool site that spells out the goodness of fiber!
You may want to try doing tummy exercises. Not abs, tummy. Here is what you do: lay on your back with knees bent as though you plan to execute a crunch. Place both hands on your stomach on either side. Now take a long deep breath and make sure your stomach fills first (if you do it right, your hands will move away from each other and your stomach will rise like a dome). Now while holding your breath for a count of three or five, without letting your breath out, pump your stomach down and up. Then breathe out. Catch your breath, as you may get dizzy, and then do it again. Do a repetition of five and you are done. Read More »
